Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers

Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.

by The real skip jack April 16, 2021

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Cranking the Jack

A term derived from "Jacking Off" and the act of lifting a car with a jack. A jack is cranked, which can be tough on the wrists. So can masturbating. So there you go!

"My wrists hurt, I was cranking the jack last night."
"Did you get a blowout?"
"Several" (winks)

by thecelticworrier April 20, 2021

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Jacks Breakfast

A man in a class that is not very smart and matthew can see the future of jack being dumb

Why is Jacks Breakfast so dumb

by Jack=bad April 20, 2021

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Jack Roberts

This is a foul creature als called a wench who leech’s of other people’s kindness and Robs his friends for money and sells moss to people for £20 then says he can fight everyone but backs out of every fight he is a crippling alcoholic and beats every girl he sees

U know that wank stain jack Roberts

by xXdonleyboiXx April 24, 2021

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