A middle aged man who hangs out with younger guys trying to feel young again, but is still an old bastard. An "old balls" is usually a racist and likes to drink beer and jack daniels while sitting around making fun of stupid porch monkeys. "Old balls" likes to hear about other peoples sex stories but has none of his own stories because again, he's an old fart. This person also has been known to give a dutch ruder or two and is known to leave crows nest everywhere he goes.
Guy 1- Did you see what Old Balls did last night?
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
Guy 2- No what the fuck did the old fucker do?
Guy 1- That mother fucker got shit faced off jack n coke and sat around talkin shit about them dumb knuckle draggin forty drinkin yard apes, then he got caught in the bathroom giving Garrett a dutch ruder and left a crows nest in the shitter!
Guy 2- What a fuckin gooncock!
by 1GMC2500 September 21, 2011
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Get the banjo balls mug.a basketball game when you use a broom to block the ball from goin into the net. You hae 10 seconds to score if not its the other persons ball. There is also a crease around the basketball hoop.
by Andrew Quinn April 17, 2004
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Man, I thought we'd be having a quiet talk with my boss in his office, but I ended up getting Ball-Sacked in front of my whole department. Ouch!
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by Tony Ip May 13, 2005
Get the schwett ball mug.A douche who only has one ball. This insult is usually shouted out in his general direction whenever he's around or whenever someone is talking about him behind his back.
"Hey look, it's Ryan the One Ball Wonder!"
"Are you guys talking about One Ball Wonder?"
Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"
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Someone:"So, yesterday Ryan showed up at track practice-"
Everyone else there: "ONE BALL WONDER!"
by Seaholm Bitch May 6, 2010
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Tyrell: What’s wrong man, you don’t look too good?
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
Trayvon: Me and dis bitch was talkin freaky at the bar, and den all of a sudden she just stop talkin and roll out. Dis be da worst case of conversation blue balls I ever had. I think I be needin some ice.
by Trayvon July 17, 2009
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