i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

Mister Crustacean Like

a word of power from skyrim that tells everyone that your a sexy sex haver fuck man im just horny
this is my dating
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"im Mister Crustacean Like"

by Notcrustacean January 15, 2024

built like a suitcase

Sturdy like a suitcase. You can fit a lot into her (during sex). Or meaning she as a big ass.

"Damn, girl! You are built like a suitcase!"

by frazzle1122 May 6, 2014

tastes like jesus

Used to describe when something was terrible. Can be used for awkward social interactions, bad-tasting food, an event that was a total let down, or when you have to give great customer service to a total asshole.

*you escape from an awkward social interaction where everyone was struggling and failing miserably to make conversation*
"Man, that tasted like Jesus."

*person eats something rotten*
"Ew! " *spits out food* "Dont eat that, that shit tastes like Jesus!"

by Someplace Dude August 21, 2016

Arse like his father

Looks like his dad.

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.

by Goingson May 15, 2017

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 5, 2025

Suttin like

A greeting or a phrase boosting one's ego to show he is doing something of an alpha

Tabz- Ayo is that Johnathan from school taking that gyal around???? Suttin like.

AJ- Yeah think it is you know

Johnathan (heard them) - come on lad yeye dun no

Suuuuiiiiiiiiiii

by Chopchop1995boy March 28, 2022