Monkey Paint

Poop of such soupy consistency that is verging on diarrhea and can be used to as finger paint.

My kids decided to use monkey paint to recoat my walls.

by Apedom August 3, 2021

Spank the monkey

Another word for jerk off and wack it

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better

by SmartName December 6, 2018

Monkey Shaker

An individual with a vagina that tends to show it off frequently, usually for money or for attention. Often seen on Instagram Live or OnlyFans. If the monkey (vagina) has hair, it is called a “hairy monkey”.

“I heard she’s a real monkey shaker from friends, a real hairy monkey too.”

“His mom is the biggest monkey shaker I know!”

by Yoursecondguardianangel September 26, 2022

Porch Monkey

A black motherfucker that sits on the porch while the kkk stares at him in the woods.

On this episode, we see the black porch monkey in it’s natural habitat.

by Goatified March 9, 2021

Rope monkey

Derogatory term for an individual who rock climbs.

"look at that dirty rope monkey climbing on the wall!"

by Darthcali August 18, 2017

Nitrous Monkey

An individual who while attending social gatherings does nothing but hit whippits and lounge around. Can usually also be seen hitting a juul

Bro, Jeff has been doing nothing bit sitting on the couch hitting whippits for like an hour now.

Yeah, I know dude, he's such a Nitrous Monkey.

"Walks into festival and sees a group of people sitting in the shade and all hitting balloons."

Oh my god, look at the little family of Nitrous Monkeys!! How adorable!

by Bassheads Inc. June 4, 2020

Monkey bars

Pressed Xanax bars like the ones with Fentanyl in them that are much cheaper to make

Yo I got those monkey bars for the low

by DakotaAndJessicaFtMyers February 2, 2023