Nut

It is when you ejaculate

Man 1: I nutted last week. man 2: so did I

by Shreksyyoda69 June 2, 2020

Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.

Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!

by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022

Butter Nutting

The practice of blowing a snot rocket into her vagina instead of ejaculating.

My girls been acting up, I'm Butter Nutting tonight.

by Ricky the sticky July 7, 2022

Ass Nuts

A rare instance only occuring when two people are engaging in anal sex. The man, who happens to be allergic to peanuts, realizes that his dick begins to feel tingly and uncomfortable inside the woman's anal cavity. Pulling out, he sees that his penis is swollen and broken out in hives. The woman then realizes that she ate peanuts the day before, thus the peanut proteins (which cause the allergic reaction) have made their way through her digestive system, plaguing her anal cavity with their presence. Her ass is now infested with Ass Nuts, putting her peanut-allergy partner at risk.

Uuuh, Amy? You didn't happen to eat peanuts anytime lately did you?

Amy: No, not that I recall?.... Oh, NO WAIT, I did have some peanut butter last night. Why?

DAMMIT AMY! You know I'm allergic to that SHIT! My dick is swollen again! Your ass is infested with ASS NUTS!

by Billy1298 January 9, 2024

Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun

Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!

by Nutman the God October 4, 2022

Job-nut

Noun. One who endures full-time work hours and commuter traffic solely by choice, rather than out of financial necessity; also, one who 'drops in to visit' at his or her place of employment during non-traditional periods such as holidays, personal days, or maternity leaves. Synonyms: maniac, imbecile, moron, lunatic, suicide, loser

Dan: Hey, Bill, entre nous -- wasn't Frank up for retirement like nine years ago?

Bill: What can ya say? The guy's a real job-nut.

by James Hoffa Lincoln October 25, 2017

nut hummer

Having your nuts sucked on.

Oh man, I got such a good nut hummer!

by Jdub9 April 19, 2018