Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024

National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!

“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

“Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
“

by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020

Penis

pebis

INNOCENT PERSON: hey, how you doin' big boy. what you got in that pair of pants of yours. OMG WHAT THE FUCK. HELP. HELP.

PENIS MAN: PENIS MAN TO THE RESCUE

by peeebis December 12, 2021

Penis

The thing Jesus had between his legs

Praise our saviour Jesus, he had a penis.

by Your mom Karen June 3, 2019

PENIS

The thing that you piss with unless you got diarrhea

A Penis is the thing that went in your mom last night and every other night before your little french frie skinny piece of shit ass was born and then she grew a fucking penis don't believe me listen to this

your mothers got a penis

Copy and paste this name and listen.
You gave your mom a penis you fucking skank slut.

This gif is a description of your mom when she met me

by Big Black Titties September 12, 2022

micro penis

quick summary (under 3-4inches) micro penis is mostly used for people with SMALL UNDERAGED WORTHLESS PENIS! usely use in bo2 lobby’s (

bbmwsc (big black man with small cock) : sents photo

bbw school slut: why’s it so small.. micro penis ew..

by RandomDumbass124 April 5, 2021

Penis

a long thing boys or men stick in girls men and woman and boys

Dude 1: My penis is bigger!

Dude 2: so what I can stick my penis deep though

Dude one runs to police

by Le girl Alex December 7, 2019