by Captain_frisk September 16, 2007
Get the Peace-up-one-blud-get-a-job mug.This day is dedicated to all the people who don’t have they’re shit together So today you’re going to get you’re shit together PERIODT.
by I’mscrewed April 11, 2019
Get the National Get your Life together Day mug.Words asked every day to kids of all ages by an annoying turd-eater named Jastin with a piece of road kill on his head
if your parents pick you up this little moucher will ask you for a ride so he doesnt have to take the bus and use all his bus tokens on the way back to Burbank
by Korn911 April 19, 2005
Get the Can i get a ride mug.Used as a replacement for 'like it's his job'. Something that somebody does often or so well that it may as well be their job.
by steel julian April 4, 2005
Get the like he gets a t4 for it every spring mug.by Dom0126Dom March 21, 2017
Get the Get your dick out of my Dad's mouth mug.Life’s so hard why don’t i suck something hard like maddie said “when life gets hard suck something hard”
by swaggymaddie January 6, 2022
Get the when life gets hard suck something hard mug.If somebody decides to vomit on my jeans or shirt (shoes I am not too worried about) Then a short sharp smack in their face will ensue!
*bleuurrghh* *splatter* *dribble* *frown* *tense* *smack!* "ow, that hurt you fucking cunt!" *smack* "ok, I'll shut up!"
by Valoch.D.M November 9, 2004
Get the puke in my lap and you get a smack in the face mug.