commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.

Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse

by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018

Swerving the curve

When a man takes moves his hands around a curvy-Kardashian like body to feel the pleasure of one’s presence.

When Sarah got home, all she could think about was her boyfriend swerving the curve on her all night long. ;)

by RRRtwat January 25, 2019

Red Deer curling

v. Flinging heavy granite stones about while solidly drunk.

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Four more beer and I am going to put a bonspiel on my head and do me some Red Deer curling.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2019

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019

The Strictly Curse

A supposed curse on the professionals and contestants of the British dance show Strictly Come Dancing which makes them fall in love with eachother and leave their significant others. This has affected many contestants over the years, two of the most recent couples being Seann Walsh and Katya Jones, who were caught kissing in a night club in October 2018, causing Seann's girlfriend to leave him, along with Joe Sugg and Dianne Buswell who slowly fell in love through the strictly process without the public knowing, telling everyone the day after the finals which excited the sun because some of their bs was correct for once.

Joe: I may not have won the glitterball, but I won something a million times more special.
Me: oh shit the strictly curse has stricken! woo woooooo!

by Procrastination 101 March 10, 2019

mother's curse

"May you have children who turn out just like you." Used by parents who are fed up with their kids' attitudes or behaviours.

My kid won't clean his room; it's the mother's curse come back to haunt me! I never cleaned my room either when I was a kid.

by The upstairs guy May 15, 2019

Indian God with Curry

he's a really short guy. he's funny but he's bad at basketball and thinks he's better than kawhi leonard.

Person 1: when do you think we should tell Indian God with Curry he's bad at basketball?
Person 2: Idk man

by Iam_Married_Sodont June 6, 2019