Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

cock in front of the cabin

To put the cock in front of the cabin is when one brings something they don't want onto themselves by their own actions. Simialr to waving the red flag at the bull, this could take the form of setting someone else up with an irresistable insult accidentally or leading someone on inadvertantly.

Jenny was pissed last night because I kept trying to have sex with her, but she really put the cock in front of the cabin when she came over to talk at midnight wearing nothing but stilleto heels, crotchless panties, and a lobster bib.

by Mr.Quackers5380 November 20, 2009

Cock-Block-Sucker

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.

I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.

by gynxed May 5, 2011

Cyber Cock Block

Cyber Cock Block (or C.C.B) n. An unwelcomed person who intentionally invites themself to join a private or intimate conversation between two individuals via the Internet.

Dude, I was talking to that hott chick on FaceBook last night but Alexia kept "liking" my posts. Damn that girl is such a cyber cock block!

by Keepdancing July 12, 2010

milk dud cock

A person with a cock under 3 inch usually dark colored

My ex had a total milk dud cock

by Lil stoner July 14, 2015

Stinky Ass Cock

A foul smelled penis, usually has an excessive amount of smegma built up around the tip.

Tyrone: God damn dirty Joe, you got one stinky ass cock!
Dirty Joe: Shut the fuck up, you like that shit.

by Stinky Nigger Dick September 19, 2017

Golden Cock Ring

Term used to define when a baseball player hits into four double-plays in the same game.

Golden cock ring? That's worse than the Golden Sombrero.

by Superjim3 April 22, 2017