penis

The small fleshy organism that is roughly 2.5" in width and 2.25" in length that burrows in soil when frightened. You can often find a penis in the arid climates of your mom's pussy.

Good Heavens!!! is that the rare penis I spy over yonder?!

Wow it is! look at the penis burrowing away into your mom's cooch!

by shmoodaism June 6, 2022

penis of a god

average size, negative inches

Used to describe a man with a small wiener

dinx has a penis of a god

by dinx not kendal October 11, 2020

Schrodinger's Penis

The situation of not knowing whether or not someone has a penis on the internet. Based on the theory of Schrodinger's Cat, where one cannot be sure if the cat is alive or dead within the box until one observes it with their own eyes, Schrodinger's Penis has the same basis, except instead of a cat in a box, its whether or not a penis is in someone's pants. A much easier way of saying "You never know whether or not someone is pretending to be a girl on the internet."

"You can't know for sure whether or not the penis is there until you look at it."

-"Man, Steve and his online girlfriend broke up recently"
-"Why?"
-"I told him about Schrodinger's Penis last week, and now we're here. Turns out he was getting catfished."

by 0theFool July 27, 2021

Buttle a Penis

to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure

i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine

by penizzzbuttler September 17, 2021

Penis

something a female ( or male ) can ride for pleasure. It is also a magic tool with many uses.

Sebastion: hey babe you want to ride on my penis tonight

Emma: mm yes please

by PenisCowgirl7 January 20, 2022

Penis

A male organ used to Cumblast mostly black women to white wash their ass and quit being such a ho.

White bro 1 I cumblasted shanequa Williams last night with my penis she cleaned it all up.
White bro 2 Williams? Damn, no homo I cumblasted her mom last night also.

Both white bros together: bro, we should touch tips.

by Spunkfunk August 16, 2023

Mike Penis

mike penis . a word by doja cat the rapper and famous american singer. (read it in freestyle translates to My Penis)

Yo! Mike Penis is broken!

by purraelism July 19, 2022