douche bag

a boy in seventh grade in texas named Gray Ballweg. he decided to ask his girlfriend for n00des and then she said no so he dumped her. THAT'S WHAT DOUCHEBAGS DO!

Dang girl that kid Gray is such a douche bag. He used his girlfriend for n00des. Ew.

by ratcumonmyface April 1, 2020

bags not playing

bags not playing, say this in an argument to instantly win. or use it to make the other persons opinion immediately invalid

jessica: i’m so ugly
brad: no you’re adorable bags not playing

jessica: ugh fine!

by cantxrrr April 5, 2020

Dicky dick bag juice

Thy term in use when Tyrone fucks ya wife

Dicky dick bag juice😱 tyron just fucked my wife

by SWAGSON the great April 7, 2020

Chid bag

A scrotum without testicles. A man with no balls in his sack.

Holy fuck, my bro slammed his nuts hard and now hes stuck with a chid bag.

by The wils April 10, 2020

Bag Waffle

Unnecessary cocaine-influenced chatter. Bag waffle usually takes place in drinking taverns, session constabularies, or on the streets.

"Fuck sake, Joss has started with the bag waffle and it's only half five!"

by bigdolla98 April 16, 2020

Bag

The worst insult known to man you should really be offended if you get called a bag.

Friend: that girl is trashy

Me: yea she’s a real bag 😬

by Piza4L April 16, 2020

marble bagging

When your Scrotum is long enough to envelope a penis. The goal is to get a Testicle on either side of the shaft.

I was marble bagging this guy in the alley last night.

by Aloha01! April 22, 2020