Zombified

In the state of extreme exhaustion. You are so completely tired that your eyes burn, your head aches, and your mouth hangs open. You are Zombified if you are in such a state.

"Man I am so zombified! I stayed up for three days straight"
OR
"Look at that kid, he is so zombified. It looks like he hasn't gotten sleep for days."

by Alanna McDonald May 15, 2009

Zombie Virus

In order to explain what a zombie virus is, you must first explain zombies. Zombies are dead or mentally disabled creatures (usually human) which have lost all signs of self-control. Many people have speculated what diseases can cause zombies to be created. The most logical idea is a mutated rabies virus. Such a disease would need to only affect the brain and possisbly degenerate the skin somewhat. If a rabies strand could mutate into a disease which would keep its potency but make the effects last longer then one could potnentionally have a zombie virus.

Scientist: It seems to be a mutated form of rabies which has overpowered his higher levels of thinking. In essence, a zombie virus.

*containment cell shatters*

Zombie: YYAHAAAHHHGGG!!!

Scientist: No, no no no no!!!! AAAAUUGGGHHH!!!

*dies*

by Apocolypse_Surviver April 4, 2009

Zombie Jesus

Jesus, after he rose from the dead, as stated in Cyanide and Happiness. Easter is "Zombie Jesus Day."

Teacher: Two weeks after he was crucified, Jesus rose from the dead.
Student: Oh, so he was Zombie Jesus?

by rutabega234 April 4, 2010

Zombie Jonathan

A boy from Portland who appears to be wearing facepaint in the fashion of a zombie, and at the same time reportedly likes turtles.

Zombie Jonathan: I like turtles.

Reporter: Alright! You're a great zombie.

by Littlefinch March 19, 2009

Zombie Plan

Also Known As "THE PLAN"
If A Zombie Apocalypse Happened, This Is Your Plan Of Action.
Everyone Has One
Everyone

Grif: You Don't Have A Zombie Plan!!
Simmons: There's No Point!
Grif: Hey Watch, SARGE!
Sarge: Yeah
Simmons: Sarge, Do You Have A Zombie Plan
Sarge: No
Simmons: See
Sarge: I Have 7!

by xXPrivateCabooseXx May 1, 2009

Zombobomb

A file that opens up a shit-ton of tabs to zombo.com, designed to slow your browser to a crawl. the zombo-bomb will open up upwards of 70 tabs and can sometimes crash your browser

"God Dammit! some nerd made microsoft word open up a billion copies of this stupid website!"

Damn, dude. what a zombobomb !"

by the fagglr February 25, 2011

Zombie Lies

Lies that just won't die, no matter what the facts are.

Obama not being born in Hawaii, is a zombie lie. Republicans keep telling zombie lies about the democrats.

by Kconnor56 July 10, 2010