weirdo

J, Preiya...

born weird, continues to be weird, will end weird

BOB: hey whose apartment we pre-gamin at?
BUBBA: Oh its these two gurls and this weirdo that live there. The two girls are cool, but that weirdo, man...

by monkey April 1, 2005

weirdness

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.

I would have left work on time if this weirdness wouldn't have come up.

by vengstro June 22, 2006

Getting weird

The act of having sex in an unusual place or way. Usually the place is vile or disgusting.

Debbie, how do you feel about getting weird in that dumpster?

by Vinnythecrumb July 19, 2011

Weirdo

Weird, out going, crazy, dangerous, loving, very random, carrying. Have lots of friends.

Jessica is such a weirdo

by Weirdo ._101.- May 27, 2016

boner weird

An awkward boner occurring when in a close situation with a close friend, such as a hug or spooning. It is not caused by intimacy and can also coincide with the random boner which has happened at an awkward time.

It is polite to inform the friend that this situation is boner weird, so he/she is not disgusted with your random erection.

guy one: I have to warn you, this hug is boner weird.

guy two: It's ok, we all get boner weird every once in a while.

Guy one: See that guy over there, why has he got an erection in the swimming pool?
Guy two: Oh that's just Harry, he's always getting boner weird.

by thefourthskin August 9, 2012

weird

n. One of the many words in the English language that is spelt wrong nearly always. Happens mostly because it does not follow the conventional "i before e except after c" clause.

n. A possibly self-reflexive word. May have arisen from a random juxtaposition of 5 English letters to form a word that didn't follow the "i before e except after c" clause.

"...and as the evening grew darker and the sun went crashing down into the sea, John stood in the woods waiting for the Natasha, feeling more wierd than he had ever felt before."
Professor's comment: This would have been a very worthy sentence indeed John, were it not for that mis-spelling of weird.

by thesoccergod April 2, 2008

weird

high on intoxicants, most commonly uppers like cocaine, high grade methamphetamines, or monster energy drinks.

everyone was gettin' weird at the party

by garbage man December 2, 2007