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Ancient Penis Wisdom

An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.

Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.

Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.

Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?

Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Example 3

Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?

Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.

Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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Just Shy of Waist High

When someone is so scared of a splashdown, while taking a shit, that they try to time the pinch of the turd in question and immediately stand up, all with the purpose of gaining as much distance from the surface of the toilet water as possible. But they stand early...they're left straight legged when gravity takes over and the turd begins it's descent. The height where the turd falls from us just shy of waist high.
I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
by Mike the Fike... July 3, 2023
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can't find the waist

a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"

"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."

"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
by tropicaltoucan September 7, 2024
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bags of wisdom

anoter saying of "boobs"
Guy 1: Look at that girls bags of wisdom bouncing!
Guy 1: Yeah, She's sexy af.
by aric_clovic March 23, 2024
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good luck finding my waist

Doing something that will make your waist unseeable
Having your waist very very small
Good luck finding my waist after I drink this chia seed water

You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
by Xoxogossipgalxoxo July 19, 2024
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Tree Of Wisdom

The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.
The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.
by ZAYDIYYAH DEFENSE December 17, 2024
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keep a steel in the waistline

To keep a gun (steel) in the waist of ones pants (waistline)
Marquise : "You know i keep a steel in the waistline, b."

Kev : "Fashoo, no lackin boa."
by gl0.gvng_ October 17, 2015
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