An ancient wisdom of PENIS that has allowed men to swoon, conquer, innovate, build, maintain, command, control, design, etc. From Ancient Penis Wisdom all things have their origin and existence among men.
Example 1
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
I can't tell you what Ancient Penis Wisdom is, but I can tell you exactly who DOES and DOESN'T have it.
Example 2
Jim: Did you see Eric? He has a great job, just got married to a great woman and they have their first child on the way.
Kevin: Yeah, and Eric just bought his first house.
Jim: Do you think he's acquired Ancient Penis Wisdom?
Kevin: Absolutely. He definitely has Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Example 3
Jim: Did you hear that Norman from High School has had two kids out of wedlock and now he's in jail and the baby mommas are crack whores?
Kevin: Yeah. I heard about that guy. He never obtained the Ancient Penis Wisdom.
Jim: Dude, you're right about that.
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I felt the cooling embrace of the toilet water, drenching the back of my thighs after I stood up too soon and dropped a just shy of waist high.
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a way to express/ compliment how absolutely snatched someone is. another way of expressing slay/ werk/ yass but more in regard to someones self appearance. can be used in a non-literal/ interchangeable manner.
"She looks so good in that dress/crop top/skirt/etc., we cant find the waist, it's missing"
"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."
"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
"I just ate a salad/ jogged half a mile/ ate a grape/got out of bed for once, good luck finding my waist."
"SIS!! Bestie stop...you look so f***ing good, we can't find the waist, I need my GPS."
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You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
You won’t find my waist after I loose 6 pounds
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Get the good luck finding my waist mug.The Tree Of Wisdom is a large Sweetgum Tree growing on top of a hill that is called the Hill Of Wisdom, which is on an island or is a high point surrounded by Bald Cypress Swamp where alligator sightings occur.
The Tree Of Wisdom on the Virginia Peninsula is one of the most sacred sights for North American Aliyite Muslims and for the Ethnic Qarsherskiyan Tribe.
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