Twitter

A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.

Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl: Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh.

by ilyrpattz June 2, 2009

Twatter

An exceptional amount of girly twitter updates.

Twitter is a social network of simple status updates for you and a close network of friends.

Girls that may over-use and over-update their status with girly ideas and girly agendas will be doing twatter, opposed to the original, twitter.

ie.
funinthesun - goin to the beach w/ the GiRlZ!
2 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - just saw matt, look at that package hehehehe!!./1/11
5 minutes ago from web

funinthesun - my tampon fell out =(
10 minutes ago from mobile

by winecurrency March 27, 2009

Twisted Heart

the worst feeling you can have...when ur heart is just getting twisted around and your just waiting for it to break so it can end the pain...

I have a bad case of twisted heart....

by of a revolution March 7, 2004

Twitler

Some asshole on Twitter that updates every 5 seconds to make sure you know what they are doing or feeling at all times.

Billy won't stop tweeting, he's a total Twitler

by GOdstomper September 26, 2009

got it twisted

to not take something the wrong way or think its wrong... not ot twist wut someone has told you.. one love

dont get this twisted dogg, but nikki, she's my bitch, so you best back off.

by Illy September 3, 2004

Football Twitter

A section of Twitter where people discuss football. Hates Americans and people who call football “soccer”. Strongly anti-trans people. Speaks roadman in conversations. Big accounts include: @TheSaltIsHere, @CFC_Mod, @OzilThings, @Vintage_Utd and @UTDTrey.

“Yeah Football Twitter was mad today uno, these manz was giving out Ozil slander so @OzilThings ratio’d dem but man like @UTDTrey came in and started givin out Ozil abuse.”

by PøgbaSeniorPassTheSalt March 5, 2021

twiterpaited

When you get excited, nervous and or giddy about someone.

it likes in Bambi when Thumper sees his girl bunny and gets all hott and bothered... you know he gets twiterpaited

by feebzbish December 17, 2008