Twister

The act of twisting your middle and pointer finger and inserting into the sex of your choice.

That bitch was so freaky, she let me do the twister.

by uppercase January 29, 2014

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twitter prison

When Cheryl's fans go crazy by tweeting #MTVEMA #NominateCheryl to vote for her EMA, so we get out in twitter jail/prison for a period of time. Dedication = consequences, but do us all a favour, go and tweet it for us, thankyall

Soldier 1 : hey can you tweet extra I'm in twitter jail

Soldier 2 : will do haha
Soldier 3 : me too I'm in twitter prison aswell

by CherylFan September 13, 2014

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twitter creeper

An account on the social media site Twitter that has no profile picture or tweets. This person sometimes even protects or locks their "tweets" even though they have none to begin with. Then they go around creepily following random people or pick out certain people to follow that catch their eye for who knows what reason. When a person checks their followers and sees a twitter creeper following them, it usually gives them a very uneasy feeling considering the fact that they just don't know who is behind that account. They could be a dangerous stalker or a harmless spammer, either way you just don't know. The best thing to do when a twitter creeper follows you is to block them to put your mind at ease.

"Oh look, another twitter creeper is following me. No tweets, no profile picture, and their account is protected. But yet they are following 200 people. I'm sure no one's creeped out by that."

by MsMello September 27, 2014

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Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

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