Turtle Boobie

Synonym for idiot; stupid

Did you see that? He is such a turtle boobie!

by parrots and ponies March 12, 2021

Homosexual Turtle

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021

Turtle Todd

A professional driver,usually much slower than the others. Reaching a height of of 5 foot, most sit on a phone book or booster chair while driving. Known for leaving some of their loads on highways & interstates as a way to find there way back. Very competitive although always loses. Always wanting to be employee of the month but only ever achieving runner-up.

Look at Turtle Todd he thinks he's going to win

by Hjm1979 June 24, 2021

leftover turtle motor

It’s the turtle left behind. But he’s fast and fightsy and will double as your trolling motor if you are nice

I don’t know how we would’ve got home without that leftover turtle motor

by Thatdumblonde August 30, 2021

Turtle toes

Turtle toes are just like idk turtle tors

“Bro your absolute turtle toes”

by Aria8======3 October 13, 2021

Turtle

The turtle is the breathable, fuckable and nutable daddy pet. It is so horny all the time, just by looking at it i cream so hard. Their booty checks are all ways so round, big and smooth. If you walk on the beach in somalia you could easily get raped by one. But its so nice to be raped by one.

The turtle was so horny

by ganggang6ix9ine January 26, 2022

The Turtle's Kiss

When a man manufactures a dump so perfect that as it glides over his prostate it causes mild to moderate sexual release.

Bill: "Hey Steve. I did a huge dump this morning which was so perfect that I almost had a orgasm"
Steve: "ah, I see you have experienced the majesty of The Turtle's Kiss"

by Souper Rare April 28, 2022