Definitions by Trumpette.xxx

Homosexual Turtle 

A college-aged, Caucasian male individual with an overtly long neck and deep-throating skills made for sucking dick. He has yet to come out of his shell completely.

Taylor: You should go out with Blake M...
Me: I can’t, you know he’s a Homosexual Turtle!

Homosexual Turtle by Trumpette.xxx May 6, 2021