Max Di Tomato

Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
by Max Di Tomato/ SCP 9869 May 17, 2022
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Sloppy Tomato

When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"

Sloppy Tomato
by Sit on my face plis March 15, 2018
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Tomato Ice Cream

Coming to a mouth near you! Soon!
Tomato Ice Cream DOES exist, baby!
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Tomato Ice Cream

Time for some Tomato Ice Cream! Yum yum.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Tomato sauce

Tomato Sauce is used when you are trapped in Uncle Ted’s basement and can’t get out. That’s all.
“Hey we are trapped! Good thing we have this tomato sauce!
by Poopsmears January 23, 2021
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tomato sauce

Yo if tomato is a fruit that makes tomato sauce a smoothie!
by dreamygreentea September 06, 2020
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