Scarf tits

Elongated drooping breasts that can be thrown over the shoulders or around the neck for warmth in inclement weather. Usually formed in the later stages in a female's life but sometimes developed from being fucked like a raggedy slut or not wearing a bra for extended amounts of time... or both. Commonly found in the northern regions of the state of California and more commonly in National geographic magazines.

Dude, did you see that chicks saggy ass titties last night?!?

Yo, those were some Scarf tits!

by Ri'shard May 31, 2010

squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021

Tits Crew

It is equated with being on the right path and executing the right moves at the right time. Hitting paydirt with a group is a Tits Crew. Hitting the shot that wins the game is Tits, but when the entire team deserves recognition, it is "Tits Crew". it has to do with a defining moment that can be arguably divine providence.

The group at any form of gathering (especially graffiti related) that is without any question having the most fun, Is the Tits Crew. Just as when an individual nails it, they say "Tits". In a setting involving two or more people that is nailing it, the proper to term to yell out is "Tits Crew".

by Clown Tits Crew November 20, 2013

THATS TITS

Saying something is cool in slang

Dude have you seen my car? Yea man it's tits!

by The J man May 13, 2005

muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

Tit Fuck

Verb

Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.

"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."

by Bill Sandey PHD in sexology November 5, 2008

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009