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Thumbsturbating

To constantly text, and when your not obsess about it. Self-gratification in "playing" with your phone with your thumbs.
1. Mr. O caught Kelsey thumbsturbating in front of him in class during third period.


2. She thumbsturbated all over the place as she texted her friend.
by Ostrowskiness March 10, 2009
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thumbs down

When Roman gladiators received the thumbs down signal, it meant that a he was to live. It signified that the guards were to put their swords into the ground.
Although I do not remember the name of the program, it was on the History Channel hosted by Peter Weller and he explained that thumbs down has been misinterpreted by Hollywood.
by interested_me September 8, 2007
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What idiots give virtually any definition on UD. Whether or not its actually a bad definition or even if it's neutral. People must just do it it because they think it makes them look tough and they're a just fucktards who can't just be mature enough to use this "rating system" properly.
By giving this definition a thumbs down you are just conforming to the afformentioned stereotpye. Use rating systems properly, no matter how pointless they are.
by Somebody on December 30, 2006
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Fred Thompson

Former Senator of Tennesse. Later turned Actor for the show "Law and Order" and has starred in various roles in movies such as Die Hard 2 etc. Overall, is the next Ronald Reagan and is the savior of Republican ideals that have been going down in the toilet for the last 10 odd years. Running for President, and you should vote for him.
I'm voting for Fred Thompson, mother.
Fucking sweet son, same here.
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Thumbs Down

Something that is on every definition, no matter if it deserves it or not
Herpes
"A Sexually transmitted disease"
Person on Computer: *Thumbs Down*
by Killer Kobe September 8, 2006
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Chipmonk Thump

When a chicks on her kneen's you give her a teebag and thump her on the forehead with your cock until she recives a cock size red mark.
by The poonstar May 14, 2009
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Thompson's Law

The superstious belief that when given a list of like or similar minor tasks to be completed in order, the last repetition will invariably the most difficult or impossible to complete - in contrast to the preceding tasks that were completed with ease.

Originated in teh Irish section of Boston, Massachusetts called Dorchester.
The final screw could not be driven completely into the wall, after continually trying, the screw was worn to the point where the driver could not bite it. The capenter sighed and said out loud, "thompson's law".
by Paul Ameradeus October 3, 2006
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