Tasky Lizard

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by AAAAAAAAAAAAAA23 May 28, 2021

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

lizard

slang term for calling someone cute or hot

damn isaiah you look so lizard in this picture

by picklericksmurf December 20, 2022

Choke the lizard

To urinate while erect, thus having to apply a force with one or more hands to aim downward to the toilet bowl.

Wife: Time to get up, can you make me breakfast?
Me: Sure, right after I choke the lizard.

by SargentSavage April 19, 2020

lizard

a fast scary noodle with legs it can get big and it can be small

this lizard scared the shit out of me

by thedefinitionistrue July 26, 2022

Greasy Lizard

(Noun) What your dick becomes when you can't decide what you want to do most, eat KFC or jerk off, so you do both simultaneously.

You disgusting pig. Put down that chicken. Your tiny dick looks like a greasy lizard.

by Angus McCracken February 11, 2020

Sticky Lizard

A sex act in which a male unexpectedly ejaculates onto a woman’s leg, and she shakes her leg around to get his semen off.

e.g. Oh my god, last night I had to do a Sticky Lizard after Jake busted a nut all over my leg. It was so gross.

by genericname July 16, 2020