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Fast and the Furious

An undeservedly popular film that, considering it is set in a real world where the laws of physics and science apply, is bereft of even the slightest shred of credibility. So much so that even a scene of someone taking a piss on a pavement would have been executed in the most unrealistic manner possible. In fact, piss could no doubt be converted into emergency fuel in this films universe. But taking the piss is all this film will do to anyone with a 3 digit IQ.

It, along with it's many sequels and clones, is widely responsible for motivating the chav populace of Britain to mod their 2nd hand/ stolen / scrapyard Vauxhall Nova's by adding spoilers, neon lights and great big exhausts that virtually any person could fit up.

To put the twattyness of this film into perspective, the opening racing scene strongly alludes that the main characters car is going so fast that he is just one inch away from time travel. Anyone who watches on beyond this scene, on basis of enjoyment and not criticism, is a fucking cunt of the highest order. For bonus twattage, Vin Diesel is seen wearing a Christian necklace throughout, despite his spare time hobbies of illegal street racing, highway thieving and gang related drive-by shootings.

Rated "R" for Retards.
by deeaitch October 2, 2009
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Knock the Fuck Out

Knock the fuck out, a term used mainly when someone gets punched in the face, thereby resulting in a minor (or major) concussion or simply broken/bloody nose.
Nearly any sort of head-trauma, so long as it's very painful, is considered 'getting' knock the fuck out. You never use 'knock the fuck out' with an 'ed' at the end, because it ruins the point of the gangstuh-speak. Honestly, don't add the 'ed' or you get knock the fuck out.
Me: You better get me my weed by Monday.
John: Or what?
Me: OR YOU GET KNOCK THE FUCK OUT, THAT'S WHAT NIGGA!!
(That Monday)
Me: Bitch you got my shit?
John: No, bitch.
Me: (Punches John in the face.)
Innocent bystander: Oh shit! You just got knock the fuck out!
by Nyiddle May 28, 2006
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What the fuck

a term which can only be proceeded by "PC load letter?" and is to be naturally follwed by "does that mean?"
PC Load Letter? What the fuck does that mean?
by goat September 12, 2004
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what the fuzzy duck

a safe way to say what the fuck without getting introuble
mom:son clean your room now
son:oh what the fuzzy duck mom
mom:what you say to me boy?
*smack**smack**smack*
by fuck muffin March 22, 2007
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Shut-the-fuck-off

When you can’t decide if you want the cunt to be quiet or to piss off
When Fitton is talking absolute bullshit in the pub, you piss him off and wind him up, he gets so angry he tells you to, “oh, shut-the-fuck-off!”
by Bigwillyian May 2, 2018
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The Futureheads

The futureheads are not Irish as the previous entry says, they are from Sunderland in England and therefore are mackems. They produce fabulous music and you should buy their album now!
The futureheads make wonderful music that you can dance too!
by QueenOfThePixies April 14, 2006
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What The Fuck Game

an extremely loud, hilarious, and fun drinking game.

first, everyone has to have a "fuck name" examples - Crazy Fuck, Dumb Fuck, Ugly Fuck, Sexy Fuck, I Wanna Fuck.

*everyone beats on table and yells "ahhhhh!"*

after saying ahh, everyone hits palms on the table, then claps, then palms on the table again. it will start a beat. the point of the game is to say your line while EVERYONE keeps the rhythm. if you mess up your line or mess up the rhythm or hesitate and don't say your line when you are supposed to - you take a drink.

(put drinks in the center of the table because when everyone is hitting the table, drinks will slide off)

after everyone is done beating on the table, yelling "ahhh!" everyone starts the rhythm while yelling :
"awwwwwww, what's the name of the fucking game? it's called WHAT THE FUCK! here we go now!"
then the first player says"(THEIR fuck name) no fuck! better than a (name of player they want to go next)"
guy A: "hey! let's play the what the fuck game!"
guy B: "okay! explain it to me!"

everyone: "ahhhh! what's the name of the fucking game? it's called what the fuck! here we go now!

crazy fuck: crazy fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

dumb fuck: dumb fuck no fuck better than an ugly fuck!

ugly fuck: ugly fuck no fuck better than a dumb fuck!

*first person to screw up has to take a drink then they start the game over.
by .intoxicating. February 20, 2010
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