by Bonjourstupid April 17, 2019
Get the Crap on the floormug. When lag occurs due to heavy downloading of needless crap on your computer. May be from downloading too many videos, games, music,and never deleting any.
by Liberate March 15, 2009
Get the Crap-Laggedmug. Crap Paddle is when you drop your paddle and scream CRAP! Also can be when you stick a piece of crap on a paddle and you slap someone with it so they scream CRAP!
Me: Hey look over there she just dropped her paddle.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
You: Oh, what a crap paddle move.
Me: Wanna get loco tonight? ;)
You: Yeah, lets do a crap paddle night.
by applejacks101 January 9, 2017
Get the crap paddlemug. A more specific and truthful description of "Google Maps" — the directions provided by Google Maps that lead you to a place not even remotely close to your desired terminus. Essentially, whether you reach your desired destination is a crapshoot.
"I followed the directions from Google Craps about how to go from midtown Manhattan to Lord & Taylor in Scarsdale; however, I wound up at a beach in Mamaroneck."
by Buzzman_ie September 12, 2013
Get the google crapsmug. by grayvie train November 7, 2016
Get the Snap and Crapmug. When someone in a position above you at work gives you an assignment to do that is technically their job, but it's such a crappy task they don't want to do it so it's passed on to you.
"I have to work late, my boss crap dumped a bunch of paperwork on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
"I'd like my job more if everyone would stop crap dumping on me."
by clem7632 June 23, 2008
Get the crap dumpingmug. When one is constipated and gets excited at every small sensation of pressure within. This small hope of release is called a glimmer of crap.
by dontuseyourrealname101 January 11, 2022
Get the Glimmer of crapmug.