Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017

clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!

My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!

by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017

cleaning carpet

Licking someone's public hair.

"What were you up to last night?" "Just cleaning carpet" "How olds your girlfriend, 70?"

by rapscal_2002 February 2, 2017

Clean Logan

Opposite of a Dirty Logan. (When his dick is very small)

Sister 1: did he have a Dirty Logan when he put it in your butt?
Sister 2: no it was a Clean Logan.
Sister 1: Omg I can’t believe our brother has a Clean Logan haha

by Wtfisacleanlogan? April 13, 2020

a clean sanchez

When leafy sticks a finger in his puddy and then smears it on his partners lips

Did you see my new porn , I totally gave a clean sanchez to that tana mongeau

by A clean sanchez April 27, 2017

mr cleaning

when your rub one off while pretnding to be mr clean

hey bro whatcha doin

im just mr cleaning

by WetDogSmell99 July 4, 2016

Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 7, 2017