Attempting to pick up a member of the opposite sex when the chance of success is 1 in a million ("So you're saying there's a chance?"). For example, your buddy gets rejected by an out-of-his-league hottie at a gas station while his friends laugh at his chicken-covered-beard.
Having departed KFC after drunken spring break binge, your buddy gets laughed out of the gas station after attempting chicken-bearding.
by batmap October 15, 2014
Get the chicken-beardingmug. A beard that is all over but short worn when someone doesn't want a beard but wants to prove they can grow a beard.
by DawsonPugh March 2, 2022
Get the douche beardmug. Person 1: Wow check that mans beard out it really suits him!
Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
Person 2: Oh yeah, you're right...that truly is a handsome beard!
by punkwendyhouse November 14, 2011
Get the Handsome Beardmug. the inability to see or recall if a man or woman has facial hair, including if it changes over time. not to be confused with beard blinders; the use of one's hands to part excessive facial or other hair. Ex "his beard was so copious she had to use beard blinders to kiss him
by odiepeyote February 25, 2017
Get the beard blindmug. A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
Get the Beard blindnessmug. by Charlie Victor Echo November 16, 2017
Get the Dragon's Beardmug.