Baghdad balloon

When you are served dates and you let one rip from excitement while being tea bagged by a hooker.

Dude, you shouldn't have sent me dates, I did a Baghdad balloon on that hooker when I saw them.

Hey dude... That strip club down the street serves dates... I gave that bitch a Baghdad balloon.

by Trashbagbanger December 8, 2010

the water balloon fight

its when you dont jerk-off for a year or so and you have sex with a girl and you bust a load in a comdom and you tie it close then you hit her in the face with it

dude i didnt jerk-off for a year and i was fuckin this girl and i shot a big load off and i tie the end of the comdom and then i did the water balloon fight to her

by doom308 December 24, 2010

Joy Balloons

A fine bare of breasts.

''Look at that pair of Joy Balloons''.

by The Actual Korn June 13, 2011

fur balloon

a. a hairy vagina.
b. The passage leading from the opening of the vulva to the cervix of the uterus in girls.

Summer is almost here, guess it's time to trim my fur balloon.

by feowyn October 7, 2008

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

nasty balloons

Breasts that are saggy and dirty.

for example, Lauren has some nasty balloons

by MrSlangDude July 25, 2014

hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.

After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.

by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014