Tits of a Champion

A girl with the perfect set of tits that are really nice, perky, fit your hand perfectly like a water balloon.

Jack - Yo did you see the girl pass by?

Victor - Yeah thats Diane.

Jack - Man, she has the Tits of a Champion.

by Scrivilicious July 9, 2011

Tesla tits

Similar to punch-buggy, Tesla tits is a car game where one may grab another passengers breasts (male or female) and yell Tesla whenever they see a Tesla vehicle. Consent is critical before introducing the game to new players

They were able to catch her breast cancer early thanks to Tesla tits.

by Innocent cheese March 21, 2021

squeaky tits

A person with squeaky tits is someone who has a botched boob job, like lumps, offset nipples, or abnormal shaped breasts.

"Did you see Trisha's new boobs?"
"Yeah, those are definitely some squeaky tits"

by Zaniel April 13, 2021

THATS TITS

Saying something is cool in slang

Dude have you seen my car? Yea man it's tits!

by The J man May 13, 2005

muffin tits

Noun -
Referring to any woman.

"Hey, Muffin Tits!"

"Did you just call me 'Muffin Tits'?"

"Yeah, because that's what you are, girl. A Muff 'n' Tits."

by Beau Barber June 21, 2007

Tit Fuck

Verb

Tit fucking is the act of placing a male's erect penis between a woman/hot teenager/ college girl's breast and moving it up and down whilst sumultaniously moving the breasts up and down to sexually stimulate the male until he ejaculates on the woman/hot teenager/ college girl's face.

"Oh man I just tit fucked the hell out of your mom."

by Bill Sandey PHD in sexology November 5, 2008

Rockin' Tits

A great set of boobs that just won't quit. Rockin' tits are up in your face and turning heads on the street. They surpass Palmers in both magnitude and sheer power. Could also be referred to as RT's as a poor attempt to be subtle.

me at strip club: "You have some Rockin' Tits"

big breasted skank: "Thanks"

by bTreezy February 26, 2009