Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017

by LIMOS July 8, 2009

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018

When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.
Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?
Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB
Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.
He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB
Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.
He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009

by Un Hump January 10, 2023
