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tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017
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Papi Tank

A tank top shirt worn by a man that has no shoulders.
Yo M***R, Sick Papi Tank.
by LIMOS July 8, 2009
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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
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Tank Cakes

When pancake mix is placed between the ballsack and anus, and during excersize swear mixes the pancake mix into batter, from which pancakes are made
“Yo Tom, I just went for a run, want some tank cakes?”
by Awesome armenian September 13, 2018
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shit-tanked

One is labeled as such when intoxicated beyond the point of all human recognition.
When an individual is shit-tanked, they have lost all ability of speech and/or motor functions due to excessive alcohol consumption and have been reduced to the barroom, bathroom floor, or bedroom.
by IWalkOnWater4U October 4, 2009
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tank the forums

when you absolutely need to post something on a forum that will get flamed and/or trolled several times.

Just hope you have a forum healer to reply and settle down the flames.
Tank: I cannot find an answer, how to I build a house in world of warcraft?

Everyone replied: LMAO NOOB

Healer: calm down, he is new and asking for help. OP: There are no houses in WoW.

He had to tank the forums to get his answer.
by Almighty Sandwich September 15, 2009
mugGet the tank the forumsmug.

Tank Engine

When an individual of low morals has a train ran on them by a bunch of British dudes.
Margaret Thatcher was tank engined by some chaps on the loo at the local pub for a tenner.
by Un Hump January 10, 2023
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