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spoon ass

Somebody who is extremely overpriveleged and most likely never had to work for anything like the millenials that easily get off after committing serious felonies such as Stanford Rapist "Brock Turner". Comes from the terms "Born with a silver spoon" and "coon ass".
A spoon ass teenager in a BMW nearly caused me to wreck by not using his turn signal.
by JackAmbrose228 June 23, 2018
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Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.
We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.
by Puromycin May 2, 2013
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Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.
Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh
by Zigadawg May 4, 2020
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Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.
I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.
by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016
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spoon tuba

To play the spoon tuba is to fart while being the little spoon.
You're big spoon tonight! Last night you were playing the spoon tuba.
by Mintynachos September 22, 2017
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Spoon Of Steel

The hero to all kitchen utensils.
Also a very gay piece of metal.
Spoon Of Steel also stands for SOS
Person A: "Hey look its Spoon Of Steel!"
Person B: "Wow Spoon is very cool!."
by Spoon Of Steel July 21, 2021
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Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.
Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me
by k. jordan February 25, 2009
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