literally every neurospicy person ever knows at least one of the lines from this series by heart
we are all interconnected. thank you alfred
we are all interconnected. thank you alfred
A: “erm actually i have to make an announcement-“
B: *inhale*
A: oh god no please snapcube sonic voice dubs why you fuck
B: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
B: *inhale*
A: oh god no please snapcube sonic voice dubs why you fuck
B: SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG IS A BITCHASS MOTHERFUCKER
by chrysanthemum8 March 15, 2025

When you're in a water level in Sonic the Hedgehog 2 (Genesis) and you're about to drown, but that dumb bastard Tails decides he'll snag the last air bubble.
You: "Well Tails took the last air bubble, guess I'll die"
Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"
Your friend: "You just got Sonic 2ed my guy"
by Sussy gut November 4, 2023

The act of a person gripping their testicles so hard that they begin to turn blue. As soon as this happens, they must jerk off as fast as humanly possible. Last, at the moment of climax they must shout " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Jimmy was walking back to his dorm after a long day of classes. He opens his room door to see his roommate, Brody, butt ass naked will one hand gripping his walnuts and the other pumping his cock faster than the blue blur himself. In the midst of Jimmy's horror, Brody screams " GOTTA GO FAST!"
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
Brody turns, his satisfied smiles turns into a face of pure horror.
" What the fuck were you doing?" asked Jimmy.
" Sorry man, I was trying to Sonic the Hedgehog."
by It's me, a guy December 29, 2020

Sonic is a modern generation friend group, which represents modern conceptions and accepts every difference and indifference. Each member shows a serious belief, that everybody could feel their own.
First formed by the ‘19 pandemic, the group has overgrown to 6 final members to ‘21.
First formed by the ‘19 pandemic, the group has overgrown to 6 final members to ‘21.
Adam: Have you met Sonic?
Eve: They we’re watching a movie in Hungary
Serena: Who was that from Sonic?
Eve: They we’re watching a movie in Hungary
Serena: Who was that from Sonic?
by Queathuer November 20, 2021

The act of honking your horn rather than hitting your brakes when approaching an obstacle on the road.
*Long honk followed by a car crash* Looks like that guy tried sonic braking. He didn't even slow down before hitting that truck.
by tendonut January 13, 2011

an absolute banger composed by Richard Jacques and song by Teresa Jane Davis for Sonic the hedgehog's 1997 racing game; Sonic R
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING!
TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!
WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING
RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!
TRY TO KEEP YOUR FEET RIGHT ON THE GROUND!
WHEN YOU'RE SUPER SONIC RACING
THERE'S NO TIME TO LOOK AROUND!
WE'RE JUST SUPER SONIC RACING
RUN TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN
EVERYBODY SUPER SONIC RACING
COME ON, LET THE FIRE BURN!!!
by Catjj November 27, 2022

by I LOVE SONIC CD July 4, 2024
