1 definition by wigger451
sonic is a hedgehog that runs fast, for his witchcraft he was burned at the stake, when he survived he was crucified,after he survived that he was hung and finally, killed many people celebrate his death on the 4th Thursday of November commonly referred to as Thanksgiving.
Johnny: This year I am thankful for-
Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!
Johnny: wha-?
random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)
Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
Random person: Ya wanna know what I'm thankful for?! The execution of sonic during the Salem witch trials!
Johnny: wha-?
random person:(throws something down on the for and disappears)
Johnny: WHAT DA FUUUUCK!!!!
by wigger451 February 10, 2023