sausage suit

When an article of clothing is extremely tight and therefore makes you want to lose weight. Or upon seeing the article of clothing you know its going to be tight.

"Oh my god guys this shirt is a sausage suit on me...dam I need to lose weight."
"SAUSAGE SUIT! Won't even try that dress on Chelsea."

"I look like a sausage suit."

by bzang January 7, 2009

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

clifton sausage

The act of finding a couple dogging in a car and asking to join in (especially with the male participant).

This phrase was initially coined around the Clifton Downs area of Bristol that is known to be a dogging hotspot.

These night-vision goggles will help me find a bit of Clifton Sausage in that Asda carpark.

by Oppenheimer2 January 13, 2014

sausage sleeve

When someone with fat legs wears Nike Elite mid-calfs. And the mid calf's look like a sausage casing holding in everything

Person 1: Did you see Jon's trying to wear Elites now
Person 2: You mean he's wearing sausage sleeves?
Person 1: What?
Person 2:his legs are too big, they look like sausage casings

by scs_4 January 19, 2014

Sausage Nest

A place where a sausage fest would take place.

"Hey Bro is the Sausage Nest ready for tomorrow night?"

OR

"Dude that World of Warcraft session at your Sausage Nest next week is going to be off the chain-hook!"

by Zen Zigwe February 9, 2014

candy sausages

An interjection used when you fail at something or make a mistake.

"Oh candy sausages!" I screamed as I got back my test.

by cold_eyes May 31, 2014

Casing the Sausage

Masturbation: Stroking it. Choking the chicken, Spanking the monkey, etc.

Did you go out last night? No, I was home alone casing the sausage.

by Dlee1967 July 27, 2014