peruvian sausage

The largest of all the sausages in the world, far superior to the donger

Wow that guy is so hot I bet he has a Peruvian sausage.

I wish I had a peruvian sausage!

by SAFTB November 27, 2016

sausage sword

A tiny sausage shaped phallic

The girls all laughed at the size of James' sausage sword.

by sloth J February 21, 2018

Fuck Sausage

Slang term for a penis or dildo, especially in a comedic context.

"Oh man, I need that fuck sausage tonight," said no woman ever.

by bynitch December 31, 2017

Sausage Choker

When a guy wraps his penis around your neck and playfull chokes you. It's a super sexual fun addition to your sex life or sleepover. It is more fun when the guy has a long, juicy, fat one.

Guy 1: Dude my boyfriend gave me a sausage choker last night. His was way tooo big for me. I'm not gonna' lie, it actually left a mark on my neck.
Guy 2: I bet mine's bigger.

by Sexual_Llama:D March 5, 2011

Sausage Melon

A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD

I Feel Like A Sausage Melon

by Hannah_Grimes(: May 17, 2011

sausage topic

An area of conversation pertaining only to the manliest of subjects, usually leading to the disgust of clean-minded nerds and the joy of everyone else.

Guy 1: Hey, so yesterday I woke up and my dong was....etc

Guy 2: Haha

Girl 1: You guys are sick bastards

Guy 1: Sorry, sausage topic

Guy 2: You wouldn't understand......

by Ltsmashroks May 10, 2009

sweet sausage

Sweet Sausage is a term commonly used to emphasize how "sweet" or cool something is. Usually, it is used as a complete sentence to signify something is cool after someone else says something.

12 yearold 1: Wow! My mom said she'll take us to the store to buy some more pokemon cards!

12 yearold 2: Sweet sausage!

by you don't know me123321 June 19, 2008