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faucet monster

A hot steamy pile of human fecal matter hiding in your sink produced by your neighborhood prankster or someone who was too drunk or lazy to make it to the toilet. It can be any shade of brown or green and is sometimes nutty. Watch out for these sneaky little guys in your mother's favorite porcelain.
Dude I just laid this mean faucet monster and left the hot water running, we better GTFO!
by translantic01 June 28, 2011
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Boujee Monster

In a friend group their is always that one friend that is spoiled sand brags about it
Luna: sorry what was that ? I couldn’t hear you with my AirPods on
Rachel: ugh what a boujee monster
by Chanel Records fan January 22, 2019
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Candy-monster

someone whom buys or eat too much candy. person may also be greedy and doesn't share their candy.
sophie is a HUGE candy-monster. she doesn't share her andy EVER.
by mindyola October 13, 2010
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Scary Monsters

A dino boi that screams USHYAAAAAA
At a later point in the race, Diego meets Gyro and Johnny again in a small village in the mountains. He appears to be friendly, but just as the two heroes think he won't harm them, he suddenly transforms into a UtahraptorW and attacks them.

It turns out that the meeting was a trap set up by the bounty hunter Dr. Ferdinand. Ferdinand's Stand power, Scary Monsters, could turn living beings into dinosaurs. He uses this ability to create dinosaur "bodyguards" in his hunt for the Corpse Parts. Even Diego was turned into one of his soldiers when he was attacked by him earlier.

Gyro manages to defeat Dr. Ferdinand by fusing with one of the Turbo eyes that Ferdinand possessed, receiving a scanning ability.

Despite Ferdinand being killed and all his dinosaur minions turning back into humans, Diego escaped with the second Turbo Eye, and retained the ability to turn into a Utahraptor at will, though he initially can't control it very well. This would later allow him to use his own variation of Scary Monsters.
by Nixamation April 18, 2021
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hottness monster

a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 5, 2009
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Woods Monster

A feral creature known to inhabit the woods of Vermont. Similar to the Jersey Devil, many have spotted this creature but none have confirmed video footage. It appears to be female and lives on a diet of alcohol and pickles. If you see it emerge from the woods, do not make eye contact and don’t make sudden movements. Offerings of alcohol are often made by local men in order to gain the trust of Woods Monster.
Did you see that?! It just crossed the road in front of us. I think it was a Woods Monster. It’s real!
by Orbert83 August 14, 2020
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meme monster

one who relates to all the memes on the internet
Michelle you are such a meme monster i have tagged you like 30 times today
by BEN AKA OI BEN October 12, 2016
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