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Like a 'coon to water

A rural description of a persons behavior while being uncontrollably drawn to someone or something that will destroy or kill them. The origin of the term comes from the behavior of raccoons that have been poisoned with a poison which induces uncontrollable thirst. This leads the raccoon to run to a water source and drink until they die.
Joe is like a 'coon to water over that stripper.
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mississippi night coon

a white kid who is really smart with computers but thinks hes black and acts like a nigga
Jesse Moore head is a Mississippi Night Coon!!
by azzy brown February 10, 2007
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kentucky coon punt

The kentucky coon punt is where you have sex with a black chick then kick her in her genitals after your finished.
yo shauna let me KENTUCKY COON PUNT her last night
by Drdawg55 February 5, 2018
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goofy coon shuffle

the goofy coon shuffle is a very ancient and complex technique where the person with the ball flails there legs in an orderly manner whilst screaming and looking like the goofy coon that they are
hey look at that guy hes doing the goofy coon shuffle, what a fuking mad cunt.
by Dalgety November 25, 2006
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coon rapids minnesota

The place where niggas think they gang bangers but they really aren't their really just some lowlife faggots that don't have moms and dads and the girls there are little thots bussin for everybody in the city and the schools don't know how to teach their students how to do work
by The fly guy5310 February 1, 2017
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Ace Boon Coon

A cocktail consisting of vodka and ginger ale.
by Doctor88 July 19, 2011
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carolina coon dog

ratchet black people that fight in their local restaurant.
Wow! There's a couple Carolina Coon Dogs fighting in that KFC!
by CaliforniaSoapBucket April 4, 2017
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