Board

A mechanical keyboard. Coders and other heavy typers choose specialized mechanical keyboards, or “boards” based on “clicks” or keyclick sound and depth as well as size and RGB functions,

“Did you see Bobby’s new board?”
“Yeah! It’s a 60% with red clicks. A really beauty.”

by Soirée Gun March 15, 2021

boarding house

prison.

"omg thats so cool u live in a boarding house?
"yeah n no its not cool its just that im homeless n we r rich so we live there n get treated like dogs by 40 year old cunts, "

by xoxoihateshore May 15, 2023

Smart Board

That thing all the schools have, which is just a projector, but it has a touchscreen and some pens, so this can be sold for 4000$!

School principal: We're getting Smart Boards installed in our classrooms!
Other guy: Smart Board? That piece of shit projector that's 4000 dollars because it has pens?

by TechNerd22 May 31, 2021

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Juicing the boards

Working every angle; pumping away at a task

"We'll be juicing the boards at 7AM to get a vaccination appointment for you!"

by Evolvoed March 14, 2021

surf board with a side of stick

A girl with no ass. That shit look inverted

Surf board with a side of stick lookin ass

by Sir Cleveland September 28, 2017

Hover Board

1. A Segway that you can drive by balancing on to wheels with a sensitive pad on it.
2. A transportable bomb.

How are you going to use the Hover Board to rob a bank?
(explodes)

by honeyberry205 January 3, 2017