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Nazi Math

German math textbooks that were used during the reign of Adolf Hitler in the Second World War, whose word problems often mockingly or sickeningly demonize the “undesirables.”
One 1941 Nazi math question is: “Every day, the state spends RM 6 on one cripple; RM 4 1/2on one mentally ill person; RM 5 1/2 on one deaf and dumb person; RM 5 3/5 on one feeble-minded person; RM 3 on one alcoholic; RM 4 4/5 on one pupil in care; RM 2 1/10 on one pupil at a special school; and RM 9/20 for one pupil at a normal school. Calculate the expenditure of the state for one pupil in a special school and one pupil in an ordinary school over eight years and state the amount of higher cost engendered by the special school pupil.”
by MathPlus December 29, 2020
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bronx math

Bronx math is a shitty school mad ghetto so people who went there end up working at McDonald’s on Burger King they be having mad fights (it’s funny tho) they be skipping class we be smoking in the bathroom getting litty nah let me stop but are teachers be sucking mad dick like always 🤣 but that school is trash Odee
Keyyah: don’t go to Bronx math I Heard it was trash bro
Imani: deadass bro
by Blood4L April 10, 2019
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Math teacher

Someone who is guaranteed to make your life a living hell, however this part of hell is known as school, in a math class your sanity is drained and you want to die.
Me: “Hello Mr. *insert Math teachers name here* we are going to be late if you don’t let us out of class.
Teacher; don’t check your watch. You’re not leaving.

Me; NOOOOOO
by A_real_gayyyy May 24, 2023
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Math Fetish

Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
by POTUS Official May 8, 2023
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idiot math

The calculus that goes on in the mind of an idiot that leads them to make bad decisions.
P1: "Wait, what possible reason could he have had to punch that cop? There's no possible permutation stemming from that that doesn't get him arrested, or possibly worse."
P2: "You're just not doing the idiot math here. Put yourself into the mindset of a 12th century peasant and you'll understand why he made the choice he did."
P1: "I still don't understand."
P2: "If he defeats the cop, then that guy can't tell him what to do anymore. He wins in his own mind, and that's all that's important."
P1: "Oh ok, I think I understand idiot math now."
by Dan00001111 January 9, 2021
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Tokenized Math

When math collectibles (coins & stamps, vintage puzzles & toys, out-of-print books & classics, and antique measuring instruments & calculators), math cards, urban math definitions, IMO or Fields medals, NFTs, memes, and the like can be broken up into smaller parts that can be sold individually, thus making fractional ownership of both digital or physical assets possible.
Guesstimate how much the global tokenized math business could be worth if collectors started to trade their precious assets in the metaverse.
by Fasters July 16, 2022
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can't math

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.
"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."
by EVOLVE April 4, 2017
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