Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

Ace Kill

A sociopath who needs a phd to tell him he is a bad influence and disrispects authority.

Yo bro your being a fucking ace kill

by Lyk Jon-Wazup October 31, 2009

kill drive

When some has the kill drive they become very motivated and unstoppable, to the point in which they are willing to kill anyone who is going to get in their way. If you have a kill drive you are an intense, hard core and skrilla motivated individual. You are willing to do what ever it takes to get to the top, no matter the cost. You take high level risks, fail and keep it pushin'. You know the only way to stop you is to.... well.... by your own method.

I can't hire that kid for my company, he dosn't got the kill drive we need to really get that Gouda.

I am that dude on deck with the kill drive to get the job done, get the heck outta my way before I right hook ya'.

This six pack of Lagunitas unlocked my kill drive now I'm strapped with the steel ready for the D.A.

by skrillaLoc November 26, 2017

wife a kill

Somebody who just wanted the kill (to fuck) and ended up dating the person. Their intentions were just to fuck and go but they felt attached and then wifed them.

"Yo did you here about peter and ashley"
"No"
"Their dating now"
"I thought she was just a kill"
"Exactly"
"Ew he wife a kill"

by rebeccaregrets April 21, 2020

Snape Kill

To "Snape Kill" means to kill your former friend/ally or comrade to prove to your loyalty to your dark master so you can continue to be a double agent for the other side

Snape killed Dumbledore to save Potter and prove his false-loyalty to Voldemort

by Trucken_en January 16, 2017

potato kill

Killing a creep (AI unit) in a game unintentionally, aiming to kill an enemy player. Firstly was coined by LysanderXonora casting a Dota2 game DK vs Orenda.

SingSing fires an arrow to get Mushi...nope, it is just a casual potato kill.

by deadbeatffs May 4, 2014

Kill stealer

A guy or group of people that will wait to you engage a enemy and when the enemies health points are low will kill the enemy with as little as 1 shot or hit and steal your kill and hard work

"DAMN! I almost killed that guy "
"That kill should have been mine"
"Fucking kill stealers HONZA!!"

by Kill hater June 21, 2019