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leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.
Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019
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slow farting

A way of passing gas that occurs primarily when people are among friends with whom they feel comfortable and so their sphincters are relaxed which means they release their farts slowly and unobtrusively.
She felt absolutely no stress whatsoever in their company and realized that she may have been slow farting throughout the entire evening.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 11, 2019
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Kamikaze Fart

When you break wind and it smells so bad you start to gag. Usually happens while driving or in a small room.
Can also be used to attack a group of people by standing near them and farting loud.
Dude 1: Jesus, I had a kamikaze fart driving home. I almost died.
Dude 2: Shit nigga.
by Charles2337 November 24, 2009
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Fart clap

When you are hitting it from the back and your partner farts while you are clapping there cheeks, which it makes a fart clapping sound.
Person 1 “Hey did you fart clap that girl last night?”
Person 2“Yeah I fart clapped her ass so hard she was making some funky monkey noises!”
by Xuilzz November 30, 2019
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rabbit farts

The sweetest, most unobtrusive flatulence you’ll ever encounter.
I wish I could bottle rabbit farts, they smell like lilacs and clover.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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Moose Fart

Flatulence that is so vile and powerfully wet it sounds like an angry bull moose during mating season.

The smell is so primitive that it's repugnant.
I don't know who's in that men's room stall right now but they just dropped a moose fart. The air was thick. I couldn't breath.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
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Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.
Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"
by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010
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