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Higher than a Giraffe Dick

when someone is so high they can't even think straight
dang bro you hit the blunt 20 times you're gonna be higher than a giraffe dick
by imrealugly14 December 20, 2016
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More arse than grass

It refers to the fact that there are a lot of attractive women around.
Kim called Josh and said: "Hey Josh, come on over, there's more arse than grass here".
by Jobo Rome December 25, 2017
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jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.
by loltkyx September 18, 2017
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tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.
Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.
by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017
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Slicker than slug slime

Watch out Bob that floor is slicker than slug slime you'll bust your ass!
by GooserGoose May 13, 2018
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worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service
I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up
by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017
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broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.
Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain
by Notsure75 November 30, 2019
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