broker than Brokeback Mountain

Being so broke, that you don't even have a dollar on you to buy a piece of candy.

Bro, I can' hang out with you tonight, I'm broker than Brokeback Mountain

by Notsure75 November 30, 2019

im better than you

a fact

person1: Why'd you do that
person2: because im better than you
person1: that is a fact

by shatrat March 8, 2022

Wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Loki Laufeyson/Tom Hiddleston.

Hiddlestoner

Me: omg I just saw Tom Hiddleston in a manbun for Loki Assembled!!

Bf: Hm... *starts to do man buns more*

Me: Fuck, I'm wetter than an otter's pocket

by Whowhoville August 9, 2021

crazier than an inbred schnauzer

Edith Prickley, a central character on SCTV in the 1980s, referred to someone as "crazier than an inbred schnauzer." Schnauzers tend to be some really overamped dogs, and apparently inbreeding would just intensify it.

He's crazier than an inbred schnauzer.

by Ferdosork November 15, 2016

More arse than grass

It refers to the fact that there are a lot of attractive women around.

Kim called Josh and said: "Hey Josh, come on over, there's more arse than grass here".

by Jobo Rome December 25, 2017

Higher Than a Pogo Stick

When your high on weed, prescription drugs or even Burt's Bee's and your so high your higher than a pogo stick metaphorically

Dude i'm higher than a pogo stick

by Bees Nese August 7, 2016

worse than dial-up

Something that takes a long time and is not enjoyable.

Harkens back to the early days of internet when connections were made over 56k or dial-up telephone service

I hate waiting in line at the DMV, it's worse than dial-up

by mysticalbaby February 20, 2017