testicular rhino

When a male lays his lover down with rectum aiming upwards as the male runs the belly flops aiming his testicles and dick forward trying to make them into the hole.

Billy: hey how was sex last night?
John: well it hurt I pulled a testicular rhino
Billy: ouch!

by Qweeqweg October 9, 2016

testicular torsion

The result of twisting your testicle sack over and over and letting it spin back into place. Often extremely painful.

Tohn: Man, I don't feel so good
Jom: Why's that?
Tohn: I just got testicular torsion. I may never have children.

by AbsoluteBuffoonery May 26, 2021

radtastical testical

it's when your SO rad, even ur testicals feel rad

yo, my white niggas, that shoot out was so radtastical testical that i almost shot my testical

by laninna August 3, 2007

testiculation

a feeling in the nuts that is so horrible u have to get a check up.

will: o my god i think i need to see a doctor... it isnt getting any better
tayler: o well maybe if i move faster...

by samuel adams January 30, 2005

testicular dancer

A person with a fetish for scrotum.

Fundo learned the true meaning of blue balls when the testicular dancer at the go-go bar turned his balls black-and-blue.

by authOOr June 29, 2006

Testicle Jockey

A person who professionaly rides horse testicles in races.

Carl is a testicle jockey.

by MartyV1014 July 5, 2010

testiculate

the combination of gesticulation and testicles in a single word, gesturing towards the genital area of a masculine species

Walter decided it was a good idea to testiculate his displeasure over the situation to the cashier

by phildo the great January 3, 2014