under the table

similarly to coming out of the closet, being “under the table” is when your with your same sec partner and have to act straight in public

girlfriend 1: babe why are you so distant today?

girlfriend 2: shh, i’m under the table right now so i don’t get hate crimes

by 🍓 s t r a w b e r r y 🍓 January 26, 2021

Table Bitch

lowly weakling of the lunchroom table; the bitch who gets stuck taking up the whole table's trash

Tony, take up the garbage table bitch!

by BigBoi789 October 17, 2008

table

To be flatchested and have 4 nips

Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooliagn!

by Hitler's table Eleanor February 5, 2018

domino table

a smug git who thinks he knows everything, partly coz he does...and hes a robot

damn that dominic is such a stupid tart. wait, ive got an idea, lets go copy his work!

by Alex January 5, 2004

They had Sex on the Crafting Table

Dream and George (dnf) starts

Tubbo. “They had sex on the crafting table.”

by clarkiebitch June 26, 2021

table tapper

Someone who uses a table as a drumkit.

"jake, stop table tapping, you table tapper"

by ,Alice--x January 6, 2008

tabletop cumshot

when a gay couple are having sex and boyfriend 1 is prepared to cum all over his boyfriend, boyfriend 2 takes his toupee off and comes on his head.

Boyfriend 1: " fuck with me, you stuck me with!!!"
Boyfriend 2: "bitch i'll fuck you up!!"
Boyfriend 1: "shuuuuut up. take you toupee off, i'm about to give you a tabletop cumshot!!"
Boyfriend 2: (pulls his toupee off?
Boyfriend 1: (cums all over boyfriend 2's head) "ohhh yeah!!!"

by the Blue BUC November 13, 2011