SpongeJohn

A special breed of John which is named for his SpongeBob work ethic, smile and optimism; as well as his unconditional love for the Squidward in his life.

Look at that voluptuous woman over there adoring that man over there, he must be a SpongeJohn.

by A&Please me July 14, 2022

Spongebinge

Watching SpongeBob or any cartoon after a scary experience.

Boy A: "Wow, the shining really spooked me out."
Boy B: "Yeah, let's spongebinge since it's bedtime."

2 ouwas latir

Tv: "Are you still watching"

by Dessarre September 16, 2023

spongeblud

spongeblud, for example you got SPONGEBLUDDED means you just got fucked in the ass by gary aka some 2 inch dick thats got smegma build up

SPONGEBLUD SPONGEBLUD CUH FO SHOOOO

by spongeblud October 13, 2023

spongeblud

spongeblud - used to scare off gangsters who are tryin to gangbang on roblox.

thug shake them ass cheeks for the spongeblud cuhhhhhhhhh

a thug that is literally spongebob fo sho fo sho. only real spongeblud plays can use this term

by spongeblud October 13, 2023

Spongemonger

1. A SpongeBob background track
2. A chaotic moment
3. An insane person
4. (present tense, Spongemongering) The act of frantically doing something as fast as possible

"Remember when those 2 people fought in the cafeteria?"
"Yes, that was truly a Spongemonger."

by DICK AND FUCKING BALLS November 28, 2023

spongebanger

A musical composition, often hip-hop/rap, involving the likeness of characters from the popular Nickelodeon cartoon series, "Spongebob".

"John, did you hear Glorb's newest spongebanger?"
"Yeah dude, that was indeed a spongebanger!"

by robbyyyy March 23, 2024

Spongeo

Someone who likes to have intercourse with sponges or any other cleaning utensil while washing dishes

Dude that episode of Sponge Bob was the shit! How could I resist the next sponge I saw?

Mann that's wack, what are you? a Spongeo?

by ILike24Bitches April 18, 2024