Spider Poop

When one person is sitting on the toilet pooping and another person sits on their lap facing them and poops at the same time.

If we were in love we would spider poop.

by Jessica ;p October 31, 2008

slide into your dms

when you send that first text over social media in hopes of getting something in return ;)

don't make me slide into your dms!

by rofl my waffle January 6, 2017

homie slide

The same as titty fucking, but with ass cheeks

Dude that girl's ass is perfect for a homie slide

by SarahBliss July 2, 2006

Kansas City Slider

A hand job lubricated with barbeque sauce. (Preferrably KC Masterpiece brand)

I was initially apprehensive in my new pair of Helmut Lang jeans... However, I figured any residual barbeque lube from the KC Slider (I was about to be served) could be made to look intentional and therefore charged to the game.

by C. Krueger Ivy League September 30, 2004

Spider Bites

Two piercings on lower lip (can also be two on both sides of lip = 4 piercings) mainly only 2 done

Vanessa only has one set of Spider Bites, but they still look good.

by SPiDER_BiTTEN January 23, 2009

spider man

When a guy cums in his hand and then flings the cum like spidey shooting webs.

I jerked off,then snuck up on my girlfriend so i could spiderman that shit all over her.

by kahner May 2, 2005

fuck a spider on the moon

When a person tells another person to do a thing that clearly cannot be done. Often used when a person has fucked up, but is too proud to admit it, and instead places the blame on someone else.

Employee: "But, you told me to do it..."
Boss: "Yes, well if I told you to fuck a spider on the moon, would you do it?"

by spiderscantoo September 29, 2009