Portuguese Snorkling

When you dive into such big tits that you need a snorkel to breath.

Person 1: You look a bit out of breath man… did you run a marathon or something?
Person 2: I just pulled a Portuguese Snorkling on that big titty thicc mami. Almost drown…

by Moço of Thermopilas May 2, 2025

Mexican snorkel

When you stick a snorkel up a torta’s bum and you enhale the bum juice through the snorkel.

Wow, Oskar really Mexican snorkeled that torta

by Krizzy7 February 28, 2026

Gut snorkel

A bullet hole in the abdomen area

He was trying to break into my car so I shot him and gave him a gut snorkel

by Thompson0127 May 26, 2025

Ballpark Snorkel

When a hot dog is inserted into someone’s rectum (typically consensually and for entertainment or shock value), only to be removed orally by a second party — who then proceeds to consume it. Often accompanied by disbelief, laughter, or PTSD in anyone who witnesses it.

I thought the Fourth of July couldn’t get any weirder until Timmy volunteered for a full-on Ballpark Snorkel behind the food truck.

She said she was hungry. I didn’t realize she meant for *that* hot dog. Total Ballpark Snorkel situation.

by Snorkel Timmay July 28, 2025

Pork snorkel

When you perform cunnilingus on a woman at such a depth, and for such a considerable duration that a flexible drinking straw is required to be used as a temporary snorkel to provide oxygen and prevent asphyxiation.

My girlfriend wants me to go down on her with considerable vigour for over an hour, I’m gonna need a pork snorkel to get out alive!

by Leonardo da finchy October 15, 2025

Skinny snorkel pluh punkage caca

This is a horrible thing to call somebody. It's not a slur but it's almost as bad. It's a horrible thing to say that you only say to people you absolutely hate.

"I HATE YOU, YOU'RE BEING A SKINNY SNORKEL PLUH PUNKAGE CACA!"

by Gargantuan_peanut2 December 15, 2025

Hefto Mefto and Snorky

Twins that can be found repeatedly on the game 'Resistance 2'. These twins are referred to as Titans however Hefto and Mefto pop up all over the place and are expected to be known by these name very soon.
Snorky is a charming Marauder that can be seen in the same game. He approaches the house with his two big back legs and his blowhole and attempts to murder you.

"Great now I have to fight Hefto and Mefto"

"OHAI Snorky!" *screams in pain*

Hefto Mefto and Snorky are the highlights of the game!

by Laserlad January 11, 2010