garbage smash

If garbage day is a long way off, the act of pushing, crunching and smashing down the top of the garbage pile so you don't have to replace it.

Matt: Yo man, why don't you ever take out the garbage?
Jay: Because I'm better at the garbage smash...
Matt: sigh...

by King Jay December 11, 2007

retard smash

A move commonly used by retards directly after witnessing their non retarded siblings play Super Smash Bros. This move is generally used in combination with retard rage and retard strength. Pretty much it when the tard in question starts smashing shit for no reason other than pure retard enjoyment.

Hey Billy what the hell is your retarded brother doing with the kitchen table over his head? Oh, he's just doing some retard smashing. Retard smashing? Yeah he's all retard raging and picking up heavy shit and smashing it... Don't worry he won't hurt you!

by Project Kdizzle February 14, 2014

pedal smash

when you go meet a blind date and shes just too ugly and you hit the gas and leave her standing there in the dust...

i have standards.. had to do a pedal smash....

by mackdadalicious cornielius June 26, 2020

Alabama Smashing

a term that tipically refers to sexual relations between family members in the state of alabama.

"do you know whats going on between nancy and her cousin john", "no, what?", "i think they are alabama smashing"

by lara lynn July 24, 2020

Auto SMASH

When your pee pee so hard that it takes control of your brain and makes you automatically insert it into people because you are just that horny.

I started auto smashing all the people in my chem class because I couldn't handle no nut november.

by Agent 42069 November 10, 2019

Smashing the Loon

Running up another individual’s tab in the bar/pub.

Oi bruv! This sheila was smashing the loon last night! I didn’t even get her number.

by Inhodinho18 June 17, 2021

Smashing Crew

A bunch of legendary ravers that listen to Happy Hardcore and drink heavily, their almighty leader is JTS. Originated during the cursed lockdown of 2020.

Can't wait to get Suaested with the Smashing Crew.

by Smasher No. 69 February 19, 2023