skeet puddle

This typically happens during the process of skeeting. It is when you pull out and shoot your entire load into the biotche's eye socket.

"Hold still bitch"
"Fucker, now I have to clean up this skeet puddle"

by ezal June 10, 2006

Skeet Belt

When a man intends to spray his ejaculate (i.e. skeet) on his woman's belly button, but ends up sprayin' skeet across her entire waist line instead. Skeet belts must go fully across, from left hipbone to right hipbone.
NOTE: Skeet belts are only a temporary accessory. That is, they do NOT last for more than 6 hours and will NOT hold up any other articles of clothing (like your pants). They do, however, compliment some articles of clothing very well (e.g. pearl necklaces).

My girl asked me to pull out, so I gave her a skeet belt to match her pearl necklace. She loved the accessories so much that she asked me for a pearl string bikini for Christmas.

by Aww Skeet Skeet Got Damn July 16, 2008

Skeet Sniping

Skeet sniping is almost the same as skeet shooting. The only difference is when you cum it must shoot a long distance across the room. More praise will be added if you "snipe" the person in the face.

Dude she was so mad when I went skeet sniping last night

by Lala098 January 25, 2011

Skeet extinguisher

to skeet on a fire to turn it off

"robert" saved my house by acting as a skeet extinguisher.

by shagthefag November 29, 2006

Summer's Skeet

The finished product achieved after ejaculating into a girl's bottle of Summer's Eve or other female cleaning product as a form of revenge or hatred. A warm and fuzzy feeling is then accomplished knowing she will be washing her lady-parts with your semen for several weeks.

see also sploofah, shamspooge, and cumditioner.

I couldn't get in her the old fashioned way so I left it up to a bottle of Summer's Skeet.

by Frukman March 13, 2008

skeet mask

A specific type of face mask that is required in order to keep semen from entering the eyes. Mostly worn by women making masturbate sandwiches. Sort of resembles the clear masks worn by professional basketball players during the game.

"Pickles forgot to wear her skeet mask and now that bitch is blind!"

by Dodo and Wipe October 19, 2006

skeet

a fat,over sized large nutt sack,sometimes skeet is found driving on his fake rims

dude skeet is soo fat
ive never seen such a person as fatt as skeet
skeet is gay

by toper March 03, 2006