Sit, shit & split

When you have a last minute, unavoidable need to quickly poop, before dashing out somewhere important.

My lunch break is nearly over, but I need to sit, shit & split.

by Teuchtar73 December 18, 2019

Sit

A player on a team sport cannot participate, usually due to ignoring coach instructions.

The coach noticed Connor was not passing the puck to his teammates before making a shot on goal attempt. He called him back to the bench and told him "You don't pass, you sit".

by KnightofNerdom May 9, 2019

Face Sitting Male

Its when a man sit upon a womans face

Face Sitting Male, I sat on my wife face last night and made sure her nose and mouth close to but hole

by facesitting male September 11, 2019

sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!

Only used in the direst of situations, when an extremely rude person is relentlessly insulting you. It is both a powerful offense and defense.

Tommy:'Did you hear what Sarah told Bob? She told him to sit on a ham sandwich with mustard!'
Jessica:'What happened to him?'
Tommy:'His eyes rolled back in his head, his blood fizzed and boiled, and his spine slid out of his anus!'

by Annnnnnoooonnnyyyyymooouuuuuss May 24, 2018

sit down blackout

When one gets home from work sits down and drinks until he or she blacks out.

Hey bro want to sit down blackout?

by Poopiepoo69 May 26, 2018

Wit sit

Typical Hillary supporter, most likely Asian.

Eyeyeye buddy wit sit,

"Wit sit!!!!"

by Quang May 2, 2018

spawn sit

When a player sits at their own spawn not helping their own team at all (almost). This is usually in FPS games to camp and snipe or to look AFK and then kill an enemy this is mostly in Call Of Duty and sometimes in Overwatch. in Overwatch the spawn sitters might be bastion, symetra, torbjorn or any offence / defence character. In call of duty... just don't got to their spawn... its that simple and it doesnt matter what they're using unless they're a sniper demolishing your team.

"Lets spawn sit" or "they're spawn sitting!" or ever "he's a spawn sitter"

by DaPugGod April 9, 2017