shmeebs 

man boobs. if you think other wise you are totally stupid

holy shit look at that fat pig! he has shmeeb!

shmeebs by toco May 23, 2004

Shmeetz

Adjective/noun A word used to describe someting or some one that is beyond awesome. A word used to portray someones coolness as an object.

Sean is so shmeetz.

Sean just got the Shmeetz kicked out of him when Yelena broke up with him at Interval

Shmeetz by Fred S Pizza February 2, 2009

hitch hiking on the sheets 

One who would rather stay in his hotel room and jack off masterbate than bang some Ho(s).

<knock> <knock>

Quit hitch hiking on the sheets and let's go bang some Ho's.

hitch hiking on the sheets by Arnold Martell June 11, 2006

sheet 

Exclamation used at the start of a question or statement.

"Sheet, where my bitches?"

sheet by Hugh Jazz November 29, 2002

shmeed

smokeable substance, slang also for Vagina and the name of several pets around the globe.

"Dude are you going to spark some of that shmeed up or what?" OR "Do you have any cream? My shmeed really itches!"

shmeed by Jennifer August 27, 2003

sheet rock 

a term coined in rap/hip hop music alluding to ether cocaine or crack powder.

"we push street sheet rock, that zip-lock ready rock"

sheet rock by mickymick December 23, 2011

between the sheets 

poker game...two cards turned up by the dealer, player offered a chance to bet on next card falling "between" the two showing. If it does you win, if it doesn't you lose, if it matches, you pay double.

dealer turns up an 8 and Queen...next card is a nine, ten or jack - you win, etc...

between the sheets by hizzoner March 22, 2004